When You're Dead You Don't Know You're Dead Tee
Not sold in stores.
- High-quality cotton blend ensures comfort, durability, and a tee that stays soft wash after wash.
- Versatile style pairs well with jeans for a casual look or dress it up under a blazer.
- True to size with a range from S to 3XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every unique body.
- Gentle machine wash and tumble dry low extends the life of your tee, maintaining its vibrant design.
- Humorous, bold design serves as an ice-breaker, making it a great choice for social gatherings.
Introducing the tee that serves a dose of existential chuckles: the "When You're Dead You Don't Know You're Dead" shirt.
Ever pondered life's big questions and landed on this eerie-yet-obvious gem? We go about our lives, often blissfully unaware of the bigger picture, much like... well, the departed. It's a quirky parallel, isn't it? This hilariously thought-provoking tee. Perfectly soft against the skin, but jolting to the mind, it's for those who relish a little philosophical jest.
Ideal for anyone who loves to poke fun at life’s inevitabilities or just spark a curious conversation at a casual hangout. So, slip it on, tickle some brains, and remember: sometimes the most profound truths are also the funniest.
Size guide | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |