I Got 99 Problems But I'm Gonna Take Tee

I Got 99 Problems But I’m Gonna Take a Nap – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Stress? Check. Overthinking? Always. Responsibility? Reluctantly. But in the face of life’s chaos, sometimes the only logical solution is to shut your eyes and pretend it doesn’t exist for a little while. This tee is for the women who are tired of being tired—and fully committed to choosing rest over the mess.

Soft, funny, and too relatable to ignore, this shirt is the perfect vibe for those “I’ll deal with it later” kind of days. Whether you’re dodging a to-do list, avoiding emails, or just embracing the healing power of horizontal, this tee is your nap-first manifesto.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Fabric – Because if you’re going to check out, at least do it comfortably
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Made for naps, snacks, and passive resistance
✔️ Witty, Low-Energy Print – A cozy nod to surrendering in style
✔️ Everyday Lazy Genius Wear – Pairs perfectly with blankets, silence, and a solid "do not disturb" energy

For the women choosing peace (and pillows) over panic—this tee is your unapologetic permission slip to rest.

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